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Dec 13

Chef + Drugs=

Published in Widowism by chefswidow
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Listen.

I know that you had your balls snipped.

It hurts. And I understand.

But….

There is absolutely no reason at all that you should be sleeping till noon while I have my hands full with both crazy ass kids.

You didn’t see me sleeping in after I had the girl did you? And I am guessing that giving birth hurts a bit more than getting a VSG. So wake up before I freak out and shave your head.

Ok that was a little harsh but you laying on the couch while both kids scream and cry and ask the same question 97 times over makes a widow insane.

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