Samsung Sucks My A** (aka ASS)

Dear Samsung,

When I became a big kid I bought my very own washer & dryer.  That proud life moment was two years ago.  And although I absolutely ABHOR doing laundry, your washer & dryer did make it quite easy to do.  Until now.

2 Years later….and you my dear Samsung dryer decide to stop running.  Completely.

2 years later….and I find myself with a mountain of laundry taller than myself and a repair company that CAN’T GET Samsung parts but can quote me a god awful $800 for a replacement motor.  WTF?

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Awesome.

When I found this out I called your headquarters Samsung, and your rep told me there was nothing they could do.  Sometimes motors just go bad. REALLY?  REALLY?  THEY JUST GO BAD?After 2 years it is ACCEPTABLE for your product to die?????

Awesomer.

I guess I should have seen this one coming since our brand new Samsung fridge broke 3 months after we bought it NEW.   Awesomest.

Samsung you can suck my balls. If I had any.

Lesson painfully and expensively learned.  Samsung sucks.  I don’t care if they are on Twitter & their TV’s look badass.   Their break into the appliance market is failing like the Bush Administration did back in 2003.  Way to go Samsung.  You suck as much as GW.

Quite an accomplishment if I might say.

10 comments

  1. Find me a rep and I’ll kick his ass.

  2. steve says:

    Hmm, kind of reminds me of Mission Accomplished. Only this time it’s Planned Obsolesence after the warranty has run out. Or maybe it’s just a coincidence. NOT!

  3. Jill (CDJ) says:

    Ugh! Why is it so expensive to get appliances fixed? We had a problem with our washer in our condo that we had to have someone come out and try and fix three times before they finally realized it was a clogged pipe and that they couldn’t help, I needed to call a plumber. I could have bought three new washing machines for the amount of money I paid for repairs!!

  4. Kevin Jackson says:

    Well It seems Murphy’s law struck again. That really sucks cuz I would think as good as most of their electronics are that they would have great longevity.

    It’s really hard to know who to trust with purchases like that. I feel pretty lucky with the purchase of my Infared Sauna. It’s been almost 3 years and no problems.

  5. Angela says:

    Agreed. Samsung sucks- This is really about your Nick parents pick- my choices for chicagoland area bloggers are weak- Thanks for giving me something to look forward to… not so secret boyfriends, busted chins, so on…

  6. lips says:

    I have nothing to justify my lack of knowhow re: not knowing how to respond to your twitter poist, other than ambivalence, but dude – if you find a floor person – I am in the “need to know”. House came w/ carpet, think there are hardwood floors under, need said floors stat. Shockingly – staring at the carpet and swearing hasn’t revealed the hwflr so I’m reaching out.

  7. Kaz says:

    Same experience – Samsung, you SUCK ! Never piss off someone in the advertising and marketing industries… My voice carries ! You will never get another sale from one of my colleagues, associates or clients EVER again!

  8. Utahjeepers says:

    I also have a high dollar Samx@%# laundry pair and the main control board went out on the washer. They also told me sorry there’s nothing we can (read will) do. It turns out that the board has a two year warranty and they would have fixed it except I live outside of where their service people go ??? I called a few times and all I got were excuses and a whole pile of conflicting information. Lastly I asked to talk with a supervisor and was told that he was on anther line and would call me right back – guess what, I’m still waiting. I ordered the $180.00 part today and will put it in myself. I have bought seven different Samsung products in the last two years but will not buy another, I’m done!

  9. birddog047 says:

    Hey Samsung why dont you change your name to Samsuck cause your products really suck. I hope you get cancer of your private areas so the cancer eats it so bad that it drops off and falls off. I say we drop a nuke on your fucking asses again and kick your slantly asses all over again. Fuck you japs you all rot in hell. I didnt forget Pearal Harbor either. DIE JAPS DIE

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