29. Woman. Mother. Chef’s Widow. Champagne Harlet.  Pitbull Advocate. Large Handbag Collector. Obscenely expensive shoe and handbag lover. Blonde. Redhead. Brunette. Breastfeeder. Pug-fox terrier belly scratcher. Drunken break dancer. Bartender of the stars. Semi Concious Writer. Earth loving. Tori Amos listening. Loud Mouth.  Chef loving Lady….