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Parenting Video: Making Sure Your Child is Well Hydrated
Published in Widow Kids, Widowism by chefswidow { 5 comments }
Louisiana enjoys the hops
Disclaimer: No babies actually drank beer during the making of this parenting video
***If you like beer, then you probably like jeans. If you like jeans then you should mos def enter my Gap Born to Fit jeans giveaway. Peace & Grease bitches.


Catcher won a copy of Blueberries for Sal from the library for his reading in the Eco Quest Summer Reading program. After about the ninth time I read it to him, I realized that the resemblance between him & Sal was shocking. Think I should sue for image likeness rights?**
Ha.
**totally kidding. I am not down with frivalous lawsuits. The 90′s are over.

The Gun Show: Catcher displays his ‘muskels’ for all the ‘beaches’ to see
Two more days to enter to win some kick ass widow schwigity schwag!


“The child must know that he is a miracle, that since the beginning of the world there hasn’t been, and until the end of the world there will not be, another child like him.”
-Pablo Casals
Two Years ago today I couldn’t believe how time flew.
Three Years ago today I was still in awe that you were actually mine.
Today I am so delighted to be lucky enough to watch you grow. Every day is an honor to me. You make my days vibrant and beautiful. Sometimes the things you say sound so adult. You make sense of things that took me years to figure out. Your memory is rememarkable and your sensitivity shocks me. I am so madly in love with you. Today you have been on this Earth for 1460.9688 days . The best of my life.
I am so proud of the little man that you are. I am so proud that you are who you are at all times without falter. You hold nothing back. Your creativity is exponential. Life is yours and you have no problem living it. Your face, your smile, they way you demand that I give you a hug every morning. Mawwwwm GIVE me a hug. Those words could be the last I have ever hear, and my life would be more than complete.
I know that you are destined to be a great man. At 4 I can see who you will be at 34, at 44, at 94. Each day I have to punch myself in the face to actually understand that you are real. You are incredible my boy. Thank you for choosing me. Thank you for being the boy who spotaneously rocks out to punk music evey day all day. You are a constant inspiration for me to fully live.
Happy birthday C-money. I heart you 8 billion 9 hundred 94 thousand and 3.









