I had the strangest dream last night. I was on holiday (that is what I called it in my dream) and I was supposed to be meeting an old friend at the airport. She never showed so I headed to my resort and I was intercepted by Maynard James Keenan, who actually was Woody Harrelson. Maynard had a Tool show and was teaching his class about his music and environmentalism. He asked if anyone could sing the Tool song Swim. Being the Tool fanatic I am, I immediately raised my hand and began to sing. Only it wasn't my voice and it sound bad. Really bad. I forgot the words and Maynard/Woody couldn't remember them either. Then he went to the front of this classroom and pulled down some antacid off the shelf and said that we should always get the organic kind so our bones grew strong and healthy. Then I woke up to the smell of smoke. I though for sure it was in our apartment. I walked out into the family room and saw out my window about 25 firetrucks. The church on our block had been ablaze. I'm going down there now to check it out.

This is what Maynard/Woody looked like in my dream as he taught our class.