I never thought I would EVER be a housewife. Seriously my hopes & dreams of the feature involved me, vodka, camel lights, Vito, & the world. My hopes & dreams have changed. I am now the woman who is so f@#%king estatic that she is getting her very own Avanti portable washing machine. Yes that's right kids I am stoked about doing laundry. The reason for this excitement is merely based on our financial situaion. As of now we take all our laundry to a wash & fold. It costs around $40 a week. My brand new portable washer costs $200 on Ebay. Hells yeah. Think of the damn savings! No more dreams of vodka & smokes, now dreams of yummy clean clothes getting washed in my very own bathroom by my very own washing machine!

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