Here is why driving blows in Ohio:
- Absolutely no lights anywhere in the burbs are synchronized. You stop at one light and the next light turns green. It takes 45 minutes to get two feet down the road. It's either terrible city planning or brilliant consumerism. They want you to wait forever at a light, then get stuck at the next one, and then decide to stop at Starbucks and get a grande soy mochafrapcino because your so tired from waiting at every goddamn stoplight in a 1/2 mile block.
This is why I hate the burbs. Well, this is one of the million reasons I hate the burbs.