WTF!!!!! 16 Year Old Jamie Lynn Spears Prego?

This is just shocking and sad and it really makes me believe that no matter how much money you have, if your were born in the backwoods you will most likely still grow up hillbilly.

You'll just be a better dressed hillbilly than your poor redneck cousin who is also your grandma. Well that is except Britney, cause lord knows bitch couldn't dress to save her life.

I mean really this is just getting ridiculous. Next thing you know we will find out that K-fed is really Britney's uncle.

It's like the Spears family is straight out of that crazy ass soap opera Passions. You know the one with the midget who died. And the warlocks and shit. And the dude who said he's not gay even though he did it with dudes. I've never seen it but I've heard fantastic things (from Joe McHale of course). The point being is that I always thought it was just Britney who was a cracked out crystal meth smoking hot mess of a mama. Now Jamie Lynn gets to try her hand out the whole mom thing. This is gonna be good.

For fucks sake.

I just can't wrap my brain around this one.

You know what's really devastating? The sad truth that 16 year old Jamie Lynn will most likely be a way better mama than Britney.

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