The Feds + The Chef= TV Gold

Apparently there is a chance that the Chef may appear on an episode of Cops.  That's right, I said Cops. But not because he is a white trash sister sleeping with baby stealer... Last night at the restaurant a PCP addict quietly walked in the doors and started freaking the fuck out.  The Chef & bar manager extraordinaire MF called 911 (who usually never responds) and 2 minutes later the Cops film crew should up.  The Chef & MF had to go all high school wrestling on the dude and forcibly remove him.

Looks like I am going to be TIVO'ing Cops.  Never thought those words would come out of these lips...

In honor of the Cops, I leave you with my favorite COPS: