30 is the new Eff You

2009 will forever go down as the year I became obsessed with my looks.  The wrinkles, the fat, the spots, the skin of my yellow country teeth...  

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30th Birthday of Champions!

And it wasn't until my friend CCCP's  30th birthday celebration that I put dos & dos together.

I myself turn 30 this year.  On June 8th 2009 I will be 30 years old.

30 years old never crossed my mind until now.  Until I started analyzing the lines by my eyes.  Until I started noticing the cellulite on the back of my thighs.  Until I saw a grey.  A mother trucking grey.

And now I am a self absorbed mess who buys French face creme and teeth whitening products.  I am a girl who now works out everyday and does yoga on Saturday and Sunday mornings even though I dragged my butt to the gym the previous 5 days.  I am the girl with freshly painted nails & toenails.  I am a vain mess.

I think I am having a 30 year crisis.

I am NOT the above mentioned girl.  I like to get dirty.  I like to wear holey rock shirts and torn jeans.  I like to wash my hair every now and then and I have always thought that dark circles were attractive on me.  I didn't give a damn about wrinkles, I was always proud that I smiled too much.  I swear like a Chef and I laugh loud.  Life has blessed me with many amazing and fantastic things and there is absolutely no way I should be acting like such a vain asshole.

But I am and I absolutely cannot stop.

Why is 30 doing this to me?  As I write I  am thinking about how much I do not care about 30 but I am so lying to myself.  I guess I just have to suck it up and wait it out, and/or spend ridiculous amounts of money on eye creams that are made with foreskin.  Yeah I said foreskin.

 

Well that's the last time I let the Chef read before posting.  I asked him what he thought and his reply was that I sounded 'whiny.'  Well DUH.  The point sir?