A Birthday Story
Girl throws boy a birthday party. Girl has his entire restaurant sing happy birthday to boy. Boy is embarrassed but happy.
Girl invites boy's best friend/Biggie's Godfather to fly in from Denver. Best friend gets loady.
Boy & Best Friend stay up all night talking in drunk circles. Girl tries to kill herself with hotel shoehorn.
Girl goes insane listening to drunk boys. Girl goes to sleep in quite protest of their ridculousness.
Boys wake up begrungingly and take girl to breakfast.
For you Michael...