The Next Food Network Star

A few days ago I was contacted by a Food Network casting agent (as I am sure many other CLE restaurateurs were).  She was writing to see if I would be interested in auditioning for The Next Food Network star.  Seeing as how I had never seen The Next Food Network Star, I decided to ask the Twitterbook.

The result ended up being 50/50.  Half of you love the show and half of you absolutely hate it.  No help there bitches.  I decided to watch for myself to see if I have what it takes to be  (in Oprah voice) THE NEXT FOOD NETWORK STAR!

So yeah.  I don't.

When they asked me to audition, the used the term 'culinary enthusiast' which I totally am....buuuuuuuuutttttt....the fact of it all is that...wait for it...

I

CAN'T

FREAKING

COOK.

Seriously.  I can't.  Ask the Chef.  He was under the ruse that I was polenta master when we were dating.  It only took me 5 years to tell him it was premade.

Lamers.

So unless they wanted a cook free Food Network star (which I would be GREAT at), they are SO barking up the wrong tree.  Although, Guy Fieri was discovered on NFNS... and I could totally use some Guy Fieri money.  Heh. Heh.

I do feel that I am rather interesting though...ahem...ahem.

If you are interested in auditioning for TNFNS, leave me a comment with your email.  I'll send you the deets.

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