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Buon Tacchino

Four years ago today my family was introduced to the wonderful world of heroin. Yay! My brother came high to Thanksgiving dinner to tell us he was flying to Florida because he needed some time to chill.  It was awful and unfortunately, we didn’t even know the half of it.  The long sordid tale of hurt, heartbreak, and addiction began today 4 years ago.  My fondness for Thanksgiving left just as my brother did.

There was a time that Thanksgiving was my favorite holiday.  I have countless memories of amazing meals made by my grandma and late nights hanging out with my cousins. The night before Thanksgiving was my favorite night of the year, thanks in part to the Strongsville Cafe.    I would meet up with my girls, drink vodka until I thought pool hopping was a good idea, and head home nice and hungry for the next day’s feast.  Those days are long gone and I have absolutely no desire to drink till stupidity but I do miss the feeling of joy that Thanksgiving gave me.   Today as I reflect on my many wonderful Thanksgiving’s, I find myself drifting to my memories of my Italian Thanksgiving.

I lived in Italy when I was 21.  I shared an apartment with 2 Italian girls and went to school at American University (with Americans).  We formed a tight group and when Thanksgiving rolled around we all wanted to celebrate.  The problem was that Italy doesn’t do Thanksgiving.  Nor do the people eat turkey.  Or green bean casserole.

The school set up a delivery of turkey’s to the local supermarket and my friend Ry and I set out on foot to pick our bird up.  We arrived and met our dinner.  He had a head…and feathers.  He was also 40 lbs.  Ry carried him back to the apartment (almost 2 miles) and being the sissy pants that I am, I delegated the plucking and the decapitation to him.  In the meantime I began my mad search for the ingredients to make green bean casserole, my favorite t-give dish.

I found myself back at the grocery store searching for Campbell’s mushroom soup.  They didn’t have it.  SHOCKER.  I decided that I would make it from scratch.  I trudged across town to my school, got on the interwebs, and printed a recipe.  I headed back to the store to buy the soup ingredients and realized I hadn’t bought fried onions.  Guess what?   Italian supermarkets don’t have fried onions.  I decided again to go from scratch.  I would buy onions and eggs and flour and deep fry them myself.  For a girl that had never really cooked before I was apparently feeling quite adventurous.  That or I was extremely high.

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Widow’Mas 2008

We had a spectacular Christmas week filled with friends and family, Festivus, and food.  

We have certainly been blessed this year with so many new great friends and so many great times.  The Chef’s last night at Cento was sad, fun, and enormously busy but we got to hang out with some of our favorite people, Mike & Liz, Julie & Steve, Roni & Kevin, Billy & Barbara (and Henry too!).  We are a lucky family that seems to be getting bigger and bigger with each new venture the Chef & I take on.  Life is good.

No,

Life is fucking awesome.

I hope that you & yours had a special Christmasukahwanza!!!

 

Cheers Bitches.

Happy Happy Joy Joy

 

Happy Holidays!

Many many kisses to you & yours,

Chef’s Widow

and 

the 

FAM:

Jonathon, Louisiana, Catcher, Potato, & Vito

Bakugun is not Religious

The holiday season is upon us.  TV has turned into a giant toy commercial.  Walmart is a war zone.  And all my son can talk about is this weird ass card game that I have never heard of.  Tis the season.

In trying to spread education and respect for all I am putting forth my best effort to teach my kids about all holidays that occur in the next month.  Let me tell you, it has NOT been a cake walk.

I have been taking books and books and books out of the library all year round that focus on different cultures, celebrations, and peoples.  Now that holiday season is here I have made a serious effort (we’re talking 3 times a week library trips) to find the perfect books to inspire, educate, enlighten, and heighten interest in the boy.  So far I have had no luck.  The Hanukkah books are D-R-Y.  I’m not Jewish so I don’t really know the staple books.  But I know they can’t all be super boring.  It’s the festival of lights man!  The Kwanza books are ok, at least the ones I found, but I am renting them from a library in a town with a population of 20 African-Americans.  Probably not 20, but not 20,000 either.  The selection is slim.  And the winter solcitice books, NON EXSISTENT.  I’ve got Christmas covered, I think.  We usually do The Night Before Christmas & follow up with The Nightmare Before Christmas.  Although I don’t really have any books that explain the whole Jesus thing in a fun non boring & dry way.  I guess I’m not covered.

SO…

I have decided to buy a holiday collection for our library (built of wine boxes) but I desperately need your help.  Any suggestions pertaining to ALL holidays, cultures, astrological will be considered and appreciated!

 

***The first five readers to suggest a GREAT HOLIDAY BOOK will receive from me (and the Cuyahoga County Public Library) the award winning & beautiful illustrated Great Books For Kids 2008 book.  Just make sure to leave me your email.  Peace & War.

 

****CONGRATS MICHELLE V!

Caption This Contest

What is Catcher thinking?

Caption this amazing display of all things yultide and win the first book in the Twilight series written by Stephanie Meyer.

The Chef & I will pick our favorite and will announce a winner by this Friday.  Make ‘em good bitches.


DISCLAIMER****I absolutely DID NOT dress my children for this photo.