Dear Pennsylvania,
You suck and I hate you. Why do you insist on making my drive back to NYC so impossible? I hate driving through you, it takes soooo long due to your bullshit one lane construction 7 mile stretches where absolutely no one is working! I also hate you because I drove 311 miles across you and I counted 37 dead deer on the side of the road. That is one deer every eight miles. You've got to be kidding me. You suck tremendously!!!!!
Chef's Widow