I honestly think that the sub zero tempatures are making me computer work like crap. It has been moving so slowly that I feel like it's 98 and I have dial up all over again.

It is so so so so ridiculously cold outside, so cold that I refuse to leave the apartment for more than five minutes. Seriously it is skin burning cold...frigid in fact.

It is so damn cold that Vito and Potato are wearing clothes and scarves for their evening stroll.

It is so cold that we are boiling water on all the stove burners to make our gdamn apartment a little warmer.

It is so cold that my husband is actually wearing his puffy Marlboro jacket he won with miles in high school. And let me tell you how HOT he looks in it. Not at all like a redneck...

Yeah it's pretty f'ng cold.