No Strippers for Us

I am 28 years old.  I have been to four bachelorette parties (including my own) and have yet to see a nekkid dude.  Not that I want to.  Cause I really don't.  But I can't help but wonder why the standards are so so so so different for bride & groom.  What is it about getting married that pushes the need to see naked peeps?  The fact is that no matter how married & in love you are the opportunity to see naked girls & guys is always there.  Shit I am looking at porn right now.  Thank you internet.

I kid.  I kid.

I just thought it was so funny, not to mention fun, that a group of 20 hot chicks were at a hippie show while all the dudes were down on West 25th paying to see some boobies.  Such a difference in thought you know?