Countown Disney

By the time you read this I will be in Florida, the land of old people, burnouts, and talking mice.  I will be basking in the sun with my 80 spf and my mouse ears a blazin'.  I am excited for the Chef's event at the Epcot Food & Wine Festival.  I cannot wait for Pirates of the Caribbean (anything with an animated life size Johnny Depp is always awesome).  My mouth is watering for the salt water taffy sold on main street.  But what I am most excited for is this:

The Creepiest Ride ever. I love it. How wonderful peace & unity is! That is until the little freak dolls come in while your sleeping and eat your face off. Disney World, here we come! While I am doing shots with Pluto, I am having some fantastic bitches fill in here. I will be blogging as much as I can but sometimes Epcot takes over and I absolute must drink beers of the world.